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I Had A Really Messed Up Dream!

Date: December 18/06

Last night I had a messed up dream. I was outside a castle and flying unicorns were surrounding me.

Okay, who the heck dreams about Unicorns? Let me point that I was completely sober before I went to bed.

These Unicorns wanted to kill me. Out of no where “My Little Pony” came and saved me! I was riding her and eventually escaped the evil Unicorns.

Does anyone remember the pink pony? It was a cartoon character from the early 1990's.

So I woke up and my mom was standing beside me. She said "Uhh Dave, you were laughing in your sleep!"

"Can you blame me? I was dreaming about flying Unicorns and being saved by a pink pony!"

Mom: Okay... Now go back to bed!

So I went back to bed and had a normal dream. I went to McDonald’s, got a Big Mac combo and ate it.

The End

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