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The purpose of very funny jokes is to make you laugh. This isn't about anyone except for you! You are the reason why these exist. Now I'll stop sucking up to you and let you read the first. Joe was depressed and decided to visit the bar for a drink. The bar was crowded with men and very few women. He asked the bartender for a shot of tequila, and he shoved it down. He asked for another, also shoved that down. Joe was noticing the more he drank, the happier he became. Later in the night he noticed the bar was filled with women. Feeling cocky and confident from all the tequila, he approached a beautiful blonde and led the way to the dance floor. They started dancing with each other yet neither one said a word. Joe then started grinding the blonde and noticed everyone in the bar was shocked watching them. The blonde then switched behind him and Joe felt uneasy about it. He stated "You are different from all the other women I’ve met. Especially when you grind me from behind!" and the blonde replied "Of course, I’m a man!"
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