True Funny Facts

Here are more true funny facts.

• Mom never laughs at any of my jokes.

• Over the years director Michael Bay has made lots of money.

• I usually attend my own events.

• The term "hard earned money" is out of date.

• RACECAR backwards is racecar.

• I'm the master of internet trash talk.

• When I saw Justin Bieber I wanted to fit in, so I screamed like a little girl.

• New years resolutions are make believe.

• School dropouts usually become billionaires.

• I am a redneck.

• Rumor has it the youngest pope was 11 years old. Priests sure miss those days.

• Mike The Situation sounds smarter in character than real life.

• Why couldn't the White House be called the Concrete House?

• It's believed an $11 hamburger at the airport should taste like it's worth $11.

• There's one thing I'm sure everyone loves and that's money.

• Beaches exist where a body of water can be found.

• School principal is the equivalent of a grocery store manager.

• I've been to the Jersey Shore way before MTV started promoting it.

• When I'm bored, I text message myself.

• Interesting movies are interesting.

• People enjoy drinking wine.

• Santa better be nice to me this year. I became a comedian.

• Now I understand why mom doesn't find me funny.