Teen Love Poems
I Know The Truth

Teen love poems do exist. This one's good to use as a joke. It works perfectly if the female you're sending it to knows a guy named Roy.

And yes, she must know a guy named Roy!

• Hey there little thing
  The phone is about to ring
  Only one voice will be heard
  And that’ll be your king
  
  For once I was smart
  Couldn’t fail my part
  I got you a special gift
  Not messing with your heart
  
  A movie just came out
  I have no idea what it’s about
  Maybe we should check tonight
  Since the idea is not in doubt
  
  I sound like a Backstreet boy
  Good thing I’m full of joy
  You were found in bed last night
  With a professor named Roy
  
  Now explain yourself!