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Short Funny Sayings
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When you run out of money, you need a new honey!
The older you are, the easier it is to play dumb!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
For a minute I thought I was seeing doubles.
When there's no light, it's dark.
A spanking never falls off the rankings.
Behind every successful man, there's a slut!
Too bad money doesn't grow on trees. I have a lot of trees!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can for sure buy you!
Beer.. The breakfast of champions!
There's one good way to cure a hangover. Drink some more!
Medication for depression exists. That's Whiskey!
He who laughs last, is the smartest!
Stop playing stupid, that's a blondes job!
She's a housekeeper! She marries, divorces and takes over the house!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "Up" button!
You doing a #1 or a #2?
Practice doesn't make perfect. It just shows you're inexperienced.
To enjoy life, you must find something to enjoy!
If it ain't mellow, it ain't yellow.
Doing no wrong makes a right.
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