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Short Funny Sayings
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Here are the short funny sayings. This is page 2 of 2.


When you run out of money, you need a new honey!

The older you are, the easier it is to play dumb!

Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!

For a minute I thought I was seeing doubles.

When there's no light, it's dark.

A spanking never falls off the rankings.

Behind every successful man, there's a slut!

Too bad money doesn't grow on trees. I have a lot of trees!

Money can't buy happiness, but it can for sure buy you!

Beer.. The breakfast of champions!

There's one good way to cure a hangover. Drink some more!

Medication for depression exists. That's Whiskey!

He who laughs last, is the smartest!

Stop playing stupid, that's a blondes job!

She's a housekeeper! She marries, divorces and takes over the house!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "Up" button!

You doing a #1 or a #2?

Practice doesn't make perfect. It just shows you're inexperienced.

To enjoy life, you must find something to enjoy!

If it ain't mellow, it ain't yellow.

Doing no wrong makes a right.

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