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Short Funny Poems
- The Beast



You came here to read short funny poems. Instead of choosing a certain topic, I decided to create one based on whatever popped in my head. Yes, I am basically freestyling in this. If you are unfamiliar with that term, just watch the movie 8 Mile starring Eminem.
  • Here is the beast
    From the middle east
    No one can believe
    It’s the local priest

    I just found Mr. Paxson
    A question should be asked
    No one in the world knows
    Where we can find Michael Jackson

    On the auction for sale
    I witnessed a little kid
    Michael can be found
    By watching for the highest bid

    That’s it for this poem
    I hope you laughed
    It didn’t make much sense
    Since it’s just a draft

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