Short Funny Poems
The Beast

You came here to read short funny poems. Instead of choosing a certain topic, I decided to create one based on whatever popped in my head. Yes, I am basically freestyling in this. If you are unfamiliar with that term, just watch the movie 8 Mile starring Eminem.

• Here is the beast
  From the middle east
  No one can believe
  It’s the local priest
  
  I just found Mr. Paxson
  A question should be asked
  No one in the world knows
  Where we can find Michael Jackson
  
  On the auction for sale
  I witnessed a little kid
  Michael can be found
  By watching for the highest bid
  
  That’s it for this poem
  I hope you laughed
  It should be ranked highly
  Since Michael got owned