These Are Sexy Text Messages
Use sexy text messages if you want to turn on a woman you know who has some interest in you. It's not hard. Just make sure her boyfriend or husband is not around.I haven't tried these on women who are taken by anything in nature including Koala bears. I don't plan on it either. Just remember whatever you do is your business and your responsibility.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I want to pick up, but have no clue.
- My finger tips are lightly stroking your entire body leaving a fuzzy & warm sensation. But of course you have to be with me for it to happen!
- What’s the definition of be? In my bed!
- There’s a sweet couple & it’s me & you. There you go. I was sweet. Now let’s go to bed. I’m horny!
- You mean the world to me.. and I can't afford it!
- God offered me a raise for loving you but I refused. I’m already making a high wage + sex 7 times a week. No job can beat that!
- I love your face. It’s a great place for my lips to hang around.
- If I was a tear in your eye, I would be able to roll down to your lips. Instead, I’d roll down to your boob. It’s a tougher task.
- I got arrested last night for being in love. Come bail me out now. You can find me at my house.
- Send me a text message or else you won't be spanked!
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