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The Gas Station



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A married couple just left their apartment to go on a road trip. They needed to fill up their gas tank since it was low on fuel. The wife noticed a gas station was close by and the husband refused to drive in. He said "It’s too expensive."

An hour later the married couple passed by another and same thing. The husband thought it was too expensive. The gas tank was about to run out and he decided to stop at the third one.

After he filled the tank, he went in the shop & took a while. The wife had no clue why he was taking so long. Later he finally came back to the car & the wife asked "Did you fill the gas?" and the husband replied "Fill? I was in the washroom releasing it!"

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