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Mothers Day Poems
She Works Hard



Funny mothers day poems are great to use. They're better if they include role-playing. That’s something different. If you're the son or daughter, say this in front of both mom and dad.


  • Mother wakes me up
    Reminds me to brush
    Makes me eat breakfast
    And drink from the cup

    Before I leave the house
    She packs my lunch
    Reminds me consistently
    To feed the mouse

    Life is pretty simple
    When I have a mother
    But she can’t help me with
    Trying to get rid of my pimple

    I can't imagine life
    Without a mother
    I am a really happy person

    Pause - Then look at your dad with a smirk

    Since she’s not my wife


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