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Mothers Day Poem
Hey Mom



Here's a mothers day poem. This was done from the top of my head. Just picture a rap competition you'd see in the movie 8 Mile. I freestyled in this.

  • Hey mom
    I like your food
    It sets me in the right mood
    If it wasn’t for you
    I wouldn’t be cool

    Each day I go to school
    My friends always ask
    “Hey Dave, what did your mom make today?”
    And when I tell them “Spaghetti & meat sauce”
    They steal it and say I’m gay

    It happens all the time
    Going through hours of school
    Without any food
    Wanting to call you to bring me some
    But I would feel like a fool

    It’s more appropriate
    For me to get home
    So I can see you face to face
    And wish you happy mothers day


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