Little Johnny Jokes
My Version

• Female Reporter: Hey Little Johnny, why are you here today?
  Johnny: I’m here to find your man. Last night my mom left her pantyhose on his bed. She needs it back!
  Female Reporter: She.. WHAT!??

• Johnny: Hey mom, what’s a Trojan?
  Mom: Umm.. It’s a product daddy uses in mommy.
  Johnny: Oh, then I guess I shouldn't be eating it!

• Sex Education
  
  Johnny was in class listening to Mrs. Smith teach sex education. After she finished explaining how women have babies, Johnny asked "Mrs. Smith.. Can you tell me where I can find a sausage?” Mrs. Smith replied “Yes Johnny, at the supermarket. Why do you want to know?” Johnny replied “My dad said you need one to reach orgasm!”

• Punishments
  
  Mrs. Johnson has a really big butt. Each time she turns away from her students, everyone laughs at how big it is. This time she promises to punish anyone who laughs or makes a comment.

  During a lesson on the chalkboard, a little girl couldn’t hold her laugh. Mrs. Johnson punished her by making her write “I have been punished” on the chalkboard 100 times after school.

  Next day another girl started to laugh. Mrs. Johnson made her sit facing the corner for the whole week. This was when all the students realized they shouldn’t laugh anymore.

  The following day Little Johnny ended up laughing. When the teacher turned around to face Johnny, he appeared sitting on her chair. She asked “Johnny, why are you sitting here?” He replied “I figured for my punishment, you wanted me to sit here!”

• Food
  
  In class Mr. Thompson was talking about food. He asked the class “Does anyone know of a food which isn’t fish, but smells like it?”

  Little Johnny shouted out loud “PUNANI!!”