Dating Jokes
Internet Chick

This joke is called Internet Chick.

Mr. X (I won’t give any real names) met a girl online who had a beautiful model picture up. He didn’t care if it was really her. The picture alone turned him on.

She agreed to meet up with him at a local bar. Before Mr. X went, his friend decided to go with him to see if that really was her.

Arriving to the bar they noticed from behind a woman sitting alone. Both approached her and the second they saw her face, Mr. X quickly dove out of the way. It seemed like he was diving away from a missile that was flying at him. It was something you would see James Bond do.

Mr. X made it away successfully but his friend got caught. She asked “Hi, are you Don?” and Mr. X quickly jumped in and said “Yes his name is Don!”

Later Mr. X told me one thing and that was “It’s a good thing I use Don’s name and picture on the internet dating sites. It gets me out of situations like this!”