I Am Crazy Because...

I am crazy because...

• I have quick sex. If I last too long, my hand will get jealous! - Dave, Canada

• I love you. – Joanna, Lebanon

• I pee standing on one leg. – Chantelle, Canada

• McDonalds in my mind is the healthiest restaurant in the world! - Bill, United States

• I'm crazy! – Unknown, China

• Going swimming naked during the day in the neighbors pool without permission is fun! - Jenn, United Kingdom

• I told my girlfriend to come over cause no one’s home and when she came over, no one was home! – Abz, Canada

• If I burp too much my butt gets jealous and starts to be a musical. – Anonymous, Australia

• I would ride a roller coaster naked. – Abby, Canada

• I am blond! – Bobbie, New Zealand

• People say I sound like a chipmunk! – Melissa, Australia

• I know the owner of this site. – John, Mars

• My mom said I’m cool! – Rob, Canada

• I fart loud! – Coty, United States

• I've done 7 years of post secondary education! – Eve, Poland