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Hilarious Jokes
- The New Windows

Hilarious jokes is the cause of laughter. We all have problems with computers. Many of us can safely say we hate them. Here’s a list Microsoft should consider using as error messages.
  • I’m running out of memory. Delete all your porn or I’ll tell your wife!
  • Bill Gates is a good looking guy!
  • I crashed and you ARE F*CKED!
  • This internet connection is slow. I usually have e-sex with Ms. Dos in quicker time.
  • If this monitor was a mirror, good chance you’ll have a heart attack!
  • This program is about to explode. You should evacuate from this computer immediately!
  • This picture contains nudity. It’s recommended you be accompanied by your mom.
  • This program has crashed. Your insurance is going up!
  • Message By Windows: I’m operating slow today because I’m getting it on with Linux. After our e-sexual moment ends, I’ll inform you.
  • Message By Windows: I am now done. All processor speed is restored. I may have gotten Linux e-pregnant!
  • I feel lonely. Please enter any 10 digit number and I will dial it. WARNING – Long distance charges may apply!
  • A spammer informed me it wants your credit card number. Please insert it now!
  • I’m the coolest computer you own!


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