Hilarious Jokes
- The New Windows

• I’m running out of memory. Delete all your porn or I’ll tell your wife!

• Bill Gates is a good looking guy!

• I crashed and you ARE F*CKED!

• This internet connection is slow. I usually have e-sex with Ms. Dos in quicker time.

• If this monitor was a mirror, good chance you’ll have a heart attack!

• This program is about to explode. You should evacuate from this computer immediately!

• This picture contains nudity. It’s recommended you be accompanied by your mom.

• This program has crashed. Your insurance is going up!

• Message By Windows: I’m operating slow today because I’m getting it on with Linux. After our e-sexual moment ends, I’ll inform you.

• Message By Windows: I am now done. All processor speed is restored. I may have gotten Linux e-pregnant!

• I feel lonely. Please enter any 10 digit number and I will dial it. WARNING – Long distance charges may apply!

• A spammer informed me it wants your credit card number. Please insert it now!

• I’m the coolest computer you own!