Hilarious Emails

This one of many hilarious emails is called

What I Did This Morning

Many messages sent each day are pathetic. The reason is because they are sent by boring people. Please do yourself a favor and never become a boring person. Toilet humor is underrated and should be used more often.

Start of e-mail

Hey brat, how's it going?

I had a pretty exciting morning. I took a dump.

It was a very intense situation. Sitting on the toilet trying to force out smelly brown sausages is not fun. They say curling is an Olympic sport? Forget curling, taking a dump should be an Olympic sport.

If you're any good at it, you deserve a medal.

You feel me?