Hilarious Emails

What I Did This Morning

Many messages sent each day are pathetic. The reason is because they are sent by boring people. Please do yourself a favor and never become a boring person. Toilet humor is underrated and should be used more often.

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Hey brat, how's it.. banging?

I had a pretty exciting morning.. I took a shit!

It was a very intense situation. Sitting on the toilet trying to force out smelly brown sausages is not fun. They say curling is an Olympic sport? Forget curling, taking shits should be an Olympic sport!

If you're any good at it, you deserve a damn medal!

You feel me?

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