Funny Voice Messages
What To Say When Answering?

People love hearing funny voice messages instead of the common hello. It's time for you to understand how much better it is to say something different.

Someone Is Calling While You're..

Shaving

• I'm shaving right now. Half my face is baby smooth while the other half makes me go "Ho Ho Ho.. Merry Christmas!" What's up?

• If I get any shaving foam on my phone, you're buying me a new one!

• Hmmm.. I look good with a white beard.

Gardening

• Hey, they say money doesn't grow on trees? Well, they're right. What's up?

• I love slaving away at the garden.

Driving

• Hey, I'm on the road being chased by some farmers in a truck.

• A SMART CAR JUST CUT ME OFF!!

In School

• Hey, can't talk. I'm in class right now listening to my teacher explain the difference between water and gasoline. But to be honest, I think she's been sniffing the latter.

In A Financial Situation

• I just won the lottery and will be buying myself a whole new set of friends.

In Bed

• You woke me up and now I'M ON PMS!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!???

• Moan out loud and then say I'm just kidding but I am in bed.

Funny Voice Messages For Any Situation

• Hi, you've reached Dave's fan club. Please take a number.

• No this is not Jay Z!

• Hello, mellow yellow

• .. I really like the way this dress looks on me.. Hello?

• Talk to me!

In the past when my girlfriend called, I used the following when answering.

• Hey brat..

• I'm busy watching french porn. This is some hilarious stuff. I'll call you back later!

• Now what do you want!? I know you want me, but come on..

• Dave is not here right now. He may return if he gets off the toilet.