Funny Text Messages



Funny text messages are extinct. Millions are being sent each year and hardly contain any humor. Mine aren't funny either but at least I admit it.


  • I like dating women who have money. They cover my expenses.

  • People usually eat food when they're hungry.

  • Oops, I text the wrong person. My bad.

  • You got innocent eyes. It's a shame the rest of you doesn't live up.

  • I just performed stand up and no one laughed. Surprised?


You can find more text messages on the following pages. I can't guarantee you'll laugh at any of them though.

Free Funny Text Messages


Sexy Text Messages


Dirty Text Messages


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