Funny Text Messages

Funny text messages are extinct. Millions are being sent each year and hardly contain any humor. Mine aren't funny either but at least I admit it.

• I like dating women who have money. They cover my expenses.

• People usually eat food when they're hungry.

• Oops, I text the wrong person. My bad.

• You got innocent eyes. It's a shame the rest of you doesn't live up.

• I just performed stand up and no one laughed. Surprised?

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