Funny Short Stories
Driving To WorkThis morning as I was driving to work, I purposely ran over a dead skunk. My car has stunk all morning. Tell me, why do skunks have to smell so bad? Why can’t they smell like perfume? This way everyone would enjoy running them over and no one would need to purchase air freshener ever again! What Is There To Watch?I was at Simon’s house. We were looking through his porn collection for a great title to watch. He mentioned “Hey this one is pretty good! Let’s watch it!” I asked “What is it called?” He replied “Instead of Frankenstein, it’s Skankenstein!” I was laughing knowing this will be dumb. Simon then asked “Have you seen any porns?” I replied “Not too many. I’ve only seen Cheryl’s List, She’s The Ho, Cheaper By The Dildo, Erotic Pie, Sex With Dick & Pussy, Mission Sexual, Pirates Of The Bed, Jurassic Nuts and my all time favorite, Debbie Does David!” I Have Succeeded!All thanks to you, my site is a success. The excitement of finally succeeding at something got to me. I decided to celebrate by throwing myself a huge party. In my bedroom I closed the door, turned off the lights and cranked the music. I ended up dancing all by myself and was having a blast. I started grinding the chair thinking it was a hot chick. Overall, I prefer hot chicks over chairs. They aren’t as stiff! I Know The Hammer!I know what a hammer is. I grew up with one from the day I was born. The hammer back then was known as my head. It took more bumps than a Chevy. The only thing is my head ended up being more reliable in the long run. There's A Cop CarBack when we were little, we were so fascinated upon seeing cop cars. If one passed us by we were like "Hey man, there's a radical cop beside us!" These days when they're beside us all we do is whine and complain. Speeding tickets aren't cheap! The point of my very short funny stories is to make you laugh. I have too much time on my hands. I need to stop entertaining others and focus on doing nothing! That would raise the value of these funny short stories.
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