Funny Short Stories

These funny short stories are actually funny. The best part is they're also true!

Driving To Work

This morning as I was driving to work, I purposely ran over a dead skunk. My car has stunk all morning. Tell me, why do skunks have to smell so bad?

Why can’t they smell like perfume? That way everyone would enjoy running them over and no one would need to put on perfume or cologne.

I Have Succeeded!

All thanks to you, my site is a success. The excitement of finally succeeding at something got to me. I decided to celebrate by throwing myself a huge party.

In my bedroom I closed the door, turned off the lights and cranked the music. I ended up dancing all by myself and was having a blast. I started grinding the chair thinking it was a hot chick.

Overall, I prefer hot chicks over chairs. They aren’t as stiff!

I Know The Hammer!

I know what a hammer is. I grew up with one from the day I was born. The hammer back then was known as my head. It took more bumps than a Chevy. The only thing is my head ended up being more reliable in the long run.

There's A Cop Car

Back when we were little, we were so fascinated upon seeing cop cars. If one passed us by we were like "Hey man, there's a cop beside us!" These days when they're beside us all we do is whine and complain.

Speeding tickets aren't cheap!