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Funny ResumesApparently these funny resumes may be able to get you a part time job if the manager has a sense of humor. These were written all thanks to a great guide called How To Be Funny.
Address City, Province/State Postal Phone Number Fax Number Objective To work for your amazing company so I can flirt with the hot employee I see when walking by everyday. Skills and Activities
Education Getting Detention I specialize in making paper airplanes. The furthest I got one to fly was 52.8 ft. and it poked the teacher in the eye. Playing XBOX No one in the online multiplayer world can beat me in Halo. You think you can? Seducing Women Your hot employee is my next target. Conclusion You should hire me because unlike all the other resumes you’ve read, I’m completely honest! Resume #2 Address City, Province/State Postal Phone Number Fax Number Objective To work here for the summer. Currently attending a far away university. Education Harvard University - year started – current year Studying some brainiac topic. Let’s call it polytetrafluoroethylene. High School - List your own Without this, I wouldn’t be in university.. duh! Elementary School - My Basement My mom taught me 2+2 and that girls have cooties! Hobbies
Conclusion You should hire me because I attend Harvard University. At the bar you’ll be able to brag to all your other manager friends that you hired someone from Harvard and they’ll get super jealous! Who knows, they may even buy you a drink. From hiring me you may get promoted to a higher position! Just imagine the possibilities!! Resume #3 Address City, Province/State Postal Phone Number Fax Number Objective To get a job and make money! Education - None Past Experience Nut House People say I sometimes go coo coo for Cocoa Puffs! Eating Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Well.. They’re GREATTT!!! Tony the tiger is da man! Jerking Off Hey, I have to pleasure myself somehow! Conclusion My past experiences have given me the knowledge and expertise for your available position. I believe I’ll be a perfect fit for your company. I am a great people person and if you have any hot babes working here, it’ll be a win-win situation for the both of us. If you want to know more about my past experiences please call me. I would of listed them all but I know it’s smart to keep resumes one page long. Oh yeah, that reminds me. Education - Keeping resumes one page long. Thank you Those were my funny resumes. I may add more in the future. These were written all thanks to a great guide called How To Be Funny.
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