Funny Quotes

Here are some funny quotes. Well actually, here are quotes with my responses to each.

"I'm coming out of the closet guys.."

Took long enough.

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

The same can be said about relationships.

"I bleed GREEN!"

Then make a visit to the doctor and get yourself checked out.

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

If women didn't exist, there would be no clothing stores.

"How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?"

Well if that was me, none. I'm really lazy.

"Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose?"

I want to go big. I'm craving a 12 inch sub.

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

Poor thing, it just keeps going and going.

"If you need winter tires I can get them for you, any make any model."

So can I - at the tire store.

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward."

Just like dominoes.

"He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke."

That's me most of the time.

"I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference."

That's how I feel.

"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others."

Is this suppose to be a math equation?

"I don't follow the crowd. I do things my way!"

Congratulations..

"I'm sorry but I just don't find you funny."

That's how my site visitors feel.