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Funny Poems


Here are a bunch of custom made funny poems.

The greatest poets have created poems that make you think. My site isn’t about making you do work. It’s about making you have a great time. Before we get to the fun stuff, let’s review what a poem is.



Definition of Poem from Answers.com

  • A verbal composition designed to convey experiences, ideas, or emotions in a vivid and imaginative way, characterized by the use of language chosen for its sound and suggestive power and by the use of literary techniques such as meter, metaphor, and rhyme.
  • A composition in verse rather than in prose.
  • A literary composition written with an intensity or beauty of language more characteristic of poetry than of prose.
  • A creation, object, or experience having beauty suggestive of poetry.

That was the complicated definition listed above. My basic English definition is “A group of words put together which rhyme somehow.” If you are smart, you would ignore mine.

If your dream is to get into rap music this is your opportunity. Poetry is the gateway for a rap career. Look at the following.

  • Yo yo yo
    What's up homey?
    My bath is pretty foamy
    Give me some cash
    Since you know me!

See what I mean? Poetry is cool..

You feel me?

Here are some poems. More will be added in the future.


Totally Random

The Beast


Funny Birthday Poems

Happy Birthday Brother


The Gift


Funny Easter Poems

I'm So Lazy!


Welcome


Where's The Bunny?


Something Smells


Mothers Day Poems

She Works Hard
- role-playing involved

Hey Mom


Funny Love Poems

I Know The Truth





I enjoy creating funny poems. I have examined another site which contains tons of poems that can keep you occupied for a while. When you have time, check out the Funny Poems page.

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