Funny Phone Messages

If you leave people funny phone messages they may actually call you back. Start giving people a reason to call you back today!

Man on Man

• Hey, you won't believe this. Last week I met a girl who actually gave me her phone number. She claims it's out of service and I'll have to wait five weeks to call. (this is based on a true story)

Man on Man - Calling after 12pm

• Hey, if you call back before 12pm, I may be able to get us dates with a couple hot Latin models. Hurry!

Man on Woman

• I was at the bar last night and a guy recognized me who said he knows you. I have no idea how he remembered my face. He probably finds me more attractive. Whatever. Anyways he left you a note. Call me back.

Man on Woman - Woman is having hard time finding the right guy

• Hey this is Dave. Call me A.S.A.P. I think I found you the right guy. He brushes his teeth, cuts his fingernails and showers weekly.

Anyone calling Anyone

• Hey, I was playing badminton and after the birdie nailed me in the head, I remembered to call you. But now I can’t remember why I’m calling. So I’m going to hang up and hopefully get hit in the head again. I may remember then.