Funny Phone Messages Made For Smooth People!
If you leave people funny phone messages they may actually call you back. That would be a first! Start making your friends jealous from your popularity and give people a reason to call you back today!Man on Man - Hey name, you won't believe this. Last week I bought penis pills & my penis is now 3 inches bigger. A while ago your girlfriend was complaining to me about how tiny your penis was. This here may be what you need to regain your girls interest. Call me back!
- Hey this is the pizza guy. If you call back, you can win free party pizzas with 5 toppings each for life. If you call within the next 30 minutes, I'll throw in a free mushroom!
Man on Man - Calling after 12pm - Hey this is Dave. If you call me before 12:00pm, I may be able to get us dates with a couple hot Latin models. Hurry!
Man on Woman - Name I was at the bar last night and a guy recognized me who said he knows you. I have no idea how he remembered my face. He probably finds me more attractive. Whatever. Anyways he left you a note. Call me back.
- Right now I'm in the mood to go see some donkeys take a shit in public. I'm going to the zoo soon & figured you’d want to come. Call me back with your answer. That way I can let the donkeys know when we’ll be there so they can hold it in until we arrive.
Man on Woman - Woman is having hard time finding the right guy - Hey name this is Dave. Call me a.s.a.p. I think I found you the right guy. Here's the details.. he brushes his teeth, doesn't pick his nose that often & takes a shower every 3 days. Hurry!!
Anyone calling Anyone - Funny phone messages at its best! - Hey name, I was playing badminton and after the birdie nailed me in the head, I remembered to call you. But now I can’t remember why I’m calling. So I’m going to hang up and hopefully get hit in the head again. That way I may remember why I’m calling.
- Hey name what's up? I am playing Grand Theft Auto and after stealing $200 from a homeless man, I remembered you still owe me $5. If you don’t pay up by tomorrow, I will be charging you an additional 15% on top of that. I call it the YOUR NAME tax! See ya!
These messages are funny when using the right voice. Stand up comedy is based on voice & body language alone. Watch stand up comedians & you will notice the voice & body language used is what makes them funny. Mastering those two will make your funny phone messages more effective.
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