Funny Online Dating Tips

These funny online dating tips were created for your entertainment only.

SWM 31, on welfare, can barely afford rent.
Seeking rich SWF to pay expenses.

Don't you wish it was that easy?

Hello, I haven't been getting much attention lately. Currently seeking a pretty SWF to help me overinflate my ego.

The interesting part is I used a big word – overinflate. It consists of 11 characters. My English is finally starting to show some improvement.

Hi, I'm looking for a girl who can support me. I graduated college 11 years ago and have been too lazy to make something of myself.

That pretty much sums up my life..

I find internet dating difficult because reading text and seeing pictures of people modeling in front of the mirror doesn't turn me on. Dating sites should allow users to upload a video of themselves talking so we can understand more about the person.

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Welcome to my funny internet dating tips. This section is for your entertainment and I cover what's wrong with the internet dating world.

Many of these headlines would be more than enough to scare people away. But if your viewers enjoy your headline and want to see the rest of your profile, you'll need a horrible one.