Funny Online Dating Headlines



Here are my funny online dating headlines. These are over the top and probably won't work. These were written for your entertainment. You're responsible for whichever headlines you use if any.


  • Currently have down syndrome
  • Just got off the toilet
  • N'SYNC is my favorite!
  • I need attention
  • Not interested in caregivers
  • Don't tell the wife I'm here
  • You deserve me
  • 350lb male seeking supermodel
  • I shower once a week
  • Here's my headline
  • Still living with the parents
  • Desperate for a girlfriend
  • I like women of all sizes
  • Big chest wanted
  • My vehicle is 19 years old
  • Never been messaged by a girl
  • Great singer in the shower
  • Always wanted a Chia Pet
  • Girlfriend for hire
  • Samuel Jackson is my uncle
  • I like girls with big feet
  • Just got off the AA meeting
  • Sorry, don't have Blackberry Messenger
  • I look hot mowing the lawn
  • Stalker searching for next victim
  • Looking for someone to cook and clean - Men included
  • I probably won't like you
  • Not seeking arranged marriage
  • Mad alcoholic seeks hardcore drug addict
  • I'm an illegal immigrant
  • Your bedroom makes a great first date
  • Be unique - Please contact me!
  • I'm collecting welfare - jealous?
  • Master of the pick up lines
  • Never had a girlfriend
  • I can't cook
  • My parents support me
  • Bought a new set of wheels - Mountain bike
  • I'm lazy
  • Take a number
  • Still a fan of Power Rangers
  • I want marriage with 7 kids
  • Big words make me feel special
  • Seeking woman who can support me
  • I smell pretty bad
  • Still hooked on phonics
  • Mom knows where we met
  • Welcome to my profile
  • I got no friends


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Funny Online Dating Headlines