Funny Lawyer Joke
The Robbery

I was bored one day and decided to create some funny lawyer jokes. My mom reviewed this one and gave it a 5 star rating.

It was a really intense situation. The convenience store was just robbed and all that remained was the owner and the cops. No one was allowed to leave the building until the detective finished searching for clues.

At the end of the session the detective noticed only the cash register was stolen. He then asked the owner “Did you see the robber take anything else?” and the owner replied “Nope, just the register!” The detective then told him to call his lawyer.

The investigation was over and the detective told the cops only the money was stolen. One cop said “People who steal lots of cash are the real thieves!” The owner then got off the phone and replied “That would be my lawyer!”