Funny Insults.. Made For The Strong!

People who use funny insults get laid. Now there's a huge secret I need to tell you.. After doing some thinking, I came to the conclusion that, I lied!

That intro was a brilliant master plan to get you on this page. I feel like a super villain now. It’s time to celebrate.

Now bring me back to reality. The purpose of this section is to show you what I have used in this category. I find using this stuff is necessary because

• Everyone needs to stand up for themselves.

• It shows you are a tough person who doesn’t back down.

• It helps you get noticed by crowds.

Using these does not bring the best out of people. Some people do get offended & that’s why they should be more on the funny than offensive side. Every insult you use on someone is your own responsibility.

I have used a few in my past and got people offended. I learned from my mistakes and made some lines which bring the better side out of people. The point is not everyone has a sense of humor. Some people may not respond to a line as well as others.

Listed below are the sections of lines I have used. My main purpose of posting these was to entertain you. If you decide to use any on people, it’s your responsibility!

Here are my Funny Insults.

That should keep you entertained for another few minutes. I also have a funny comebacks page filled with lines you can use in many different situations.

Here are my Funny Comebacks for random situations.

These sections will be updated over time when I come up with new material. The important thing to remember is you're a person. I'm pretty sure you figured that out on your own.

Always stick up for yourself. When you are seen as a weak person mentally, everyone else will view the same about you. That's where funny insults & comebacks come in place. No one can be sexier than a strong person.

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