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This Isn't Fair!Date: October 26/06 Seriously, Halloween is not fair! Why do kids get free candy from strangers who look psychotic while us adults have to stay home and answer the door for the annoying brats? Hearing the doorbell ring so many times can drive anyone insane. Why don’t they change the rules? Why don’t adults go trick or treating while kids stay home by themselves and give out candy? Can you imagine how much different Halloween would be? I’m 24 years old and instead of candy, I'd get a Trojan Love condom. Cause when I think about expressing love, I think Trojan! If women went trick or treating, what would they get? I would give them a free pair of Britney Spears sunglasses.. cause when I think of great fashion, OH YEAH, I think Britney Spears! I’m not sure if you have noticed but each year the Halloween chocolates get smaller and smaller. My prediction is by the year 2012, the chocolates will be the size of a crumb. And when that happens, you won’t need to buy Halloween candy anymore. Instead you can eat a cookie, collect all the crumbs that break off and give it to the kids. Kid: What the heck is this?? Funny Halloween Stories |