Funny FAQ

FAQ Means 'Frequently Asked Questions'

You finally found my funny faq. Congratulations, you just accomplished something many people couldn't.

The questions asked are the same mumbo jumbo I've heard a billion times in life. But of course I am such a sweetheart and decided to reply to each with my sarcastic humor.


Are you a real person?
A: No

Why did you create this site?
A: Same reason you're on it

Can I marry you?
A: Ask my wife

Are you educated?
A: Potty trained

What's the best way to pick up younger women?
A: Show them your credit card and make sure there's money on it

Do you know any famous people?
A: Yeah, Chris

Well this dork slept with you so what does that say about you?
A: I'm the man!

Do you sleep with anyone?
A: No, just people I don't like

Why do girls always get in dance clubs without cover?
A: Women are why guys go to dance clubs. This is how the system works. Guy sees girl he wants to hook up with.

Guy buys her drink hoping she'll want to marry him. Girl walks away with free drink. Guy gets upset money didn't buy her. Bar makes money.

You smell very nice. What cologne do you use?
A: Febreeze