Funny FAQ

Here's the funny faq with my answers to each.


Are you a real person?
A: I believe so.

Why did you create this site?
A: To prove lousy comedians do exist.

Can I marry you?
A: Only if you're rich.

Are you educated?
A: Somewhat..

What's the best way to get younger women?
A: Show them your credit card and make sure there's money on it.

Do you know any famous people?
A: Yeah, my mom.

Well this dork slept with you, so what does that say about you?
A: Guys are jealous..

Do you sleep with anyone?
A: No, just people I don't like.

Why do girls always get in dance clubs without cover?
A: Women are why guys go to dance clubs. This is how the system works. Guy sees girl he wants to hook up with.

Guy buys her drink hoping she'll want to marry him. Girl walks away with free drink. Guy gets upset money didn't buy her. Process repeats itself. Bar makes money.

You smell very nice. What cologne do you use?
A: Febreeze.