Funny Facebook Status

Here are some funny facebook status I've written over the years. For access to more, become a fan of me on Facebook.

Search "My Funny Messages" on Facebook.

Facebook name example: John Doe

• wishes someone would laugh at his jokes.

• is a true football fan. Why? Because he watched the Pro Bowl.

• spends too much time daydreaming what he could have been in life.

• thinks she has a nice app. Darn you auto-correct!

• is hearing voices.. Oh wait, that's his mom.

• was born a long time ago.

• thinks what he sees in the mirror is really good looking.

• is best friends with Justin Bieber.

• got his picture taken with Megan Fox. But of course that's a lie.

• just realized he has a brain.

• knows if he entered Hollywood, Brad Pitt would be a no name.

• has an ego.

• wishes he was on Jersey Shore.

• enjoys doing his Birthday shopping at the dollar store.

• is a born again couch potato.

• never understood why drinking fruity water is considered fruity.

• believes you're smarter than him.

• dreams about Tom Cruise and the danger zone.

• will be upgrading the memory in his computer. He'll need his trusty toolbelt ;)

• has another bright idea. A retail store which sells retailers.

• met God the other day. Great guy!

• wants to spend spring break partying in Ethopia.

• is winning!

• never understood why he can't make people laugh.