Funny Emails
Here are some funny emails I've sent people. Each one of these got me a reply. I try to make mine funny and/or unique. The following helps make an interesting one. Most are predictable from before you send it. Especially if replying to an already predictable one.
The following are some I sent people.
I Need To Get Laid?
I've received hate messages and decided to let my girlfriend at the time know about my thoughts.
What I Did This Morning
This was a classic. I made different variations which also got me quite a few replies. If you know anyone who enjoys toilet humor, you know what to use.
Washroom Specifics
This is similar to the funny one above. Only difference with this one is the information provided. It goes a lot DEEPER.
What To Send Before Christmas!
We know everyone is busy before Christmas. People wait until the last second to get their shopping done. I waited until the last second to send this.
Christmas Aftermath
Same thing as the previous, except you send this right after Christmas. It will take the person a long time to read. She will be busy trying to get a product half price while this will be waiting in her inbox.
Are You Penis Driven?
Millions of scams are being sent everyday. The most popular one includes the word penis. The great news is we have created our own, but this one might actually be funny.
Happy Valentines Evening
I modified the title to make it more attractive. My girlfriend at the time responded to this telling me to be a stand up comedian. I laughed just as hard as you are now.
One person may find something funny while another may not. There is no such thing as an message that can make all 6 billion people in this world laugh. Just remember, not everyone speaks English.
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