Funny Emails
Learning the benefits of funny emails from us does not suck. The reason is I get replies and you don’t! But that does not mean you can’t learn how to. People don't get replies because the receiver of the messages may not find them interesting enough to create a reply.
Now we're going to look at a common message sent to someone.
You better beware. This may scare you! Hey there, how are you?
I am pretty bored here at work and am trying to keep myself occupied.
Anyways reply when you can. Geez that was scary! My first thought is if you're at work, shouldn’t you be working? If you were to reply, this is what you may say. Hey, I’m pretty good.
Just tired and also have nothing to do. These drive me nuts. The following helps make an interesting one. Most are predictable from before you send it. Especially if replying to an already predictable one.
The following are some great messages I have sent.
I Need To Get Laid?
I received hate mail and decided to let my girlfriend know what my thoughts were.
What I Did This Morning
This was a classic. I made different variations which also got me quite a few replies. If you know anyone who enjoys toilet humor, you know what to use!
Washroom Specifics
This is similar to the funny email above. Only difference with this one is the information provided. It goes a lot DEEPER.
What To Send Before Christmas!
We know everyone is busy before Christmas. People wait until the last second to get their shopping done. I have a secret for you. I waited until the last second to send this funny email!
Christmas Aftermath
Same thing as the previous, except you send this right after Christmas. It will take the person a long time to read. She will be busy trying to get a product half price while this will be waiting in her email.
Are You Penis Driven?
Millions of email scams are being sent everyday. The most popular one includes the word penis. The great news is we have created our own, but this one is actually funny.
Happy Valentines Evening
I modified the title to make it more attractive. Now I am turned on. My girlfriend replied to this telling me to be a stand up comedian. That's what happens when you are funny and different!
All people are not the same. One person may find something funny while another may not. There is no such thing as something that can make all 6 billion people in this world laugh. Just remember, not everyone speaks english!
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