Funny Email
Washroom Specifics

This funny email has toilet humor. I'm not sure if anyone has experienced one like this before.

Start of e-mail

Hello there, I am quite exhausted.
Just came from the toilet
I took a pretty big dump.
Here is what came out of my butt.

One piece of poo

Size - XL

Shape - Italian Sausage

Measurements
- H: 1.2 inches
- W: 1.0 inch
- L: 7.4 inches

Color - Dark Brown

Texture - Smooth

That's what I call taking a crap in style.
So enough about my achievements.
How was your day? If you took an exciting poo, be sure to tell me about it.