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Washroom Specifics

This funny email has toilet humor. I'm not sure if anyone has experienced one like this before.

Start of e-mail

Hello there, I am quite exhausted.
Just came from the toilet
I took a pretty big shit.
Here is what came out of my ass.

One piece of shit

Size - XL

Shape - Italian Sausage

Measurements
- H: 1.2 inches
- W: 1.0 inch
- L: 7.4 inches

Color - Dark Brown

Texture - Smooth

Now that's what I call taking a shit in style.
So enough about my achievements.
How was your day? If you took an exciting shit, be sure to tell me all about it!


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