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Are You Penis Driven?
Each day billions of people are receiving these in the form of spam. The question I have is "Does anyone actually purchase whatever appears in them?" If no, then why do people keep on sending these? Since these drive people nuts, I decided to drive people to laughter.
Start of e-mail
Hello name
There's a question I have to ask.
Would you like to increase the size of your penis by 12 inches? It works really fast. These pills of mine run down your body into the penis and do some kind of cool magic trick.
It's like driving a car on premium octane. These are like that, but it's supercharged!
And if you're a woman, don't worry. These pills work on your kind as well. You ask "What do they do?" my response is "I have no idea! All I know is they do something!"
So take advantage of this super special. You can get 5 penis pills with a down payment of $2,499 US and 48 monthly payments of $500.
These pills are so expensive that you may as well purchase a BMW while you're at it!
By the way name, I know you loved my version of an internet scam. So what are you doing right at this moment? I hope you aren't planning to purchase these pills since they do not exist!
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