Funny Email Pranks
Internet Scams

The first of my funny email pranks falls under the internet scams category. I call this one Are You Penis Driven?

Each day millions of people receive spam emails. Does anyone actually purchase whatever appears in them? If not, then why do spammers keep sending these? Since these drive people nuts, I decided to drive people to laughter. (that was suppose to be funny - another example of me being a lousy comedian)

Start of e-mail

Hello name

There's a question I have to ask.

Would you like to increase the size of your penis by 12 inches? It works really fast. These pills of mine run down your body into the penis and do some kind of cool magic trick.

It's like driving a car on premium octane. These are like that, but it's better.

And if you're a woman, don't worry. These pills work on your kind as well. You ask "What do they do?" I honestly have no idea. All I know is they do something.

So take advantage of this super special. You can get 5 penis pills with a down payment of $2,499 US and 48 monthly payments of $500.

These pills are so expensive that buying a luxury car may be a better investment.