Funny Easter Poems
Welcome!

Here's one of many funny Easter poems. This one I will be reading on Easter day when the relatives are over. Yes I am crazy for doing it, but you get to read about it after the day passes. The results will be posted here!

• Welcome everyone
  This is my edition
  Of the yearly tradition
  Many call Easter
  
  I thank you for coming
  Would you please stop humming?
  If you want to make some noise
  Go bug the neighbor
  
  Today for lunch
  You’ll be eating food
  That may be a fun experience
  If you’re in the right mood
  
  After lunch we’ll eat dessert
  It’ll be a chocolate bunny
  I didn’t get a real one
  Since that would be just too funny
  
  So have a good time
  Be on your best behavior
  If you cause a mess
  I'll charge you a dime