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Funny Easter Poems
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This one of many funny Easter poems is scary. If you're under the age of 9, you should not read it! Actually if you're below the age of 9, you shouldn't even be on this site.
- There was a huge shadow approaching me
It was coming at a fast pace
I was getting more frightened with every second
And that’s when I realized it couldn’t be
The Easter bunny was his name
Scaring 23 year olds was his game
Now that I think about it
That sounded pretty lame
He was last seen in the sun
I had no choice but to run
After I got far enough
It became no fun
“Easter Bunny” Where did you go?
I can’t find you anywhere on cable
All of a sudden a crazy thought came to mind
And it’s you’re being served on the dinner table!
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