Funny Easter Poems
Where's The Bunny?

This one of many funny Easter poems is scary. If you're under the age of 9, you should not read it! Actually if you're below the age of 9, you shouldn't even be on this site.

• There was a huge shadow approaching me
  It was coming at a fast pace
  I was getting more frightened each second
  And that’s when I realized it couldn’t be
  
  The Easter bunny was his name
  Scaring 23 year olds was his game
  Now that I think about it
  That sounded pretty lame
  
  He was last seen in the sun
  I had no choice but to run
  After I got far enough
  It became no fun
  
  “Easter Bunny” Where did you go?
  I can’t find you anywhere on cable
  All of a sudden a crazy thought came to mind
  And it’s you’re being served on the dinner table