Funny Easter Poem
- I'm So Lazy

• Easter is now here
  Can’t get up from bed
  I am pretty hammered
  From drinking so much beer
  
  I’m being told to attend church
  But I need to conduct a search
  Maybe we can negotiate a deal
  And watch the Sunday mass on TV
  
  In the comfort of your living room
  Having complete access to the mass
  With a local washroom close by
  In case we drink too much rye
  
  That would be a dream
  For us to have that luxury
  If none of it existed
  I think I’d scream