Funny E-mails
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I Need To Get Laid?
On one of my other websites I received an email from a guy who said "wow yuou Guys are faggets go get laid." This message had no purpose and the girlfriend was in another country at the time. So I decided to email her with the following.
Start of e-mail
Ok, I got a story for you.
So more HATE mail came in last night. It's from a guy and he said this.
"wow yuou Guys are faggets go get laid"
Ok, I'm starting to see a trend here. It seems all the negative messages come from guys while women say nothing bad.
You know the wrestlers Randy Orton (big ears) and John Cena (the rapper)?
All women love them and all guys boo them. This is cause they're good looking guys (I'm not gay so get over it) and women go nuts over them. Seems like all guys are jealous of their attention.
So that guy who emailed me about getting laid, if you were here right now I would. I would also set up a camcorder and tape it. Then I would send him the footage and let him see for himself. He will hate me more cause I did get laid while he's still a virgin.
What a shame!
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