Funny Conversations

Here you'll find samples of funny conversations I've had with a few.


I asked a friend something about Los Cabos, Mexico since she's been there before. She didn't have the answer.

Dave: Thanks for your help. How can anyone not like you? :)
Girl: I didn't do anything. What are you talking about? lol
Dave: You responded right away and answered my question with an answer which didn't really answer my question. :P

Me at a Starbucks.

Dave: Hi, I want a large Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Girl: You mean Venti?
Dave: What, you guys don't speak English here?

Girl I started talking to from an online dating site.

Girl: So how come you never asked me out yet?
Dave: I've been bored.

A good friend messaged me online with something completely random.

Girl: Hoi Cho Lin Mang
Dave: I was thinking the same thing.

Talking with a buddy.

Buddy: I like Dave. He is my friend. I have nothing but positive reinforcement regarding Dave. I hope he wins the lottery someday.
Dave: YAY! I got friends :)

Girl is upset her 4th kid is growing up.

Girl: Depressed! In 1 week my baby girl will be a year old & pretty soon I won't have anymore babies in the house ever again!!
Dave: Don't worry, you can always have another.

Chatting with another girl I met online.

Dave: What was the craziest thing you've ever done? The craziest thing I've ever done was online dating :P
Girl: Really? Well me too!! And actually meeting some crazies too :P
Dave: I met one of those. I'll give you the story if I can remember it.
Girl: You won't be able to top my story lol
Dave: Well, if I can't remember mine, then of course I won't be able to top yours.

Talking with a girl about some of her friends.

Girl: One of their friends is 'missing' and his name is Sasa. He was really cute too. He's 22.
Dave: Missing?
Girl: Ya missing, he hasn't been heard or seen since Jan 31.
Dave: Oh no, maybe he was mistaken for salsa?

Girl texts me on Valentines Day while she's vacationing in Florida.

Girl: Hello, Happy Valentines Day all the way from Florida!
Dave: Same to you! Get picked up by any South Beach men yet? ;)
Girl: Yup, I'm the hottest thing in town LOL
Dave: Wow, it must be quiet season.


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