Funny Conversations

Defining The Law Of Conversation... Or Something That Sounds Just As Corny...

On this page you'll find samples of funny conversations I've had with a few people the past while.


Totally random with a 43 year old woman

Dave: You're awesome!
Girl: My g/f is flat!

I had fun with a girl and was worried she may want a relationship. So I told the 43 year old about our talk on this issue.

Dave: She said "It probably meant more to me though. I'm a girl."
Dave: BRAP!
Dave: BRAP because I didn't know she was a girl!

Talking with the 43 year old about guys wanting older women

Girl: And that is why so many young men go with older women
Girl: Because we know you are using us for sex
Girl: And we dont care cause we are using you for sex too!
Dave: But.. I want to get in a relationship with you!
Girl: lmfao
Dave: I want you to have my kids!
Dave: I'm 25 and you're... 80
Dave: It will work out!
Girl: lololol
Girl: Yeah one foot in the grave!

Talking about inviting her to my birthday celebration

Dave: Before you show up I'll make an announcement.
Dave: "Guys.. An 80 year old chick is coming out tonight who's hot... Feel free to hit on her while I flirt with girls my age."
Dave: When you make your arrival.
Dave: "Everyone, this is Mrs. X... She's almost as old as my mom!"
Dave: "If any of you want great head, this woman does it best!"
Girl: LMFAO!!!

I got some exciting news

Dave: I’m so happy.. GUESS WHAT???
Girl: What?
Dave: I’M A WHORE!!!
Girl: Awesome

Telling a girl my age something funny while her friend Christine is beside her

Girl: LOL I showed Christine too. She was on the floor.
Dave: Isn't being on the floor something she's really good at?

More funny conversations will appear in the future.