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Funny Christmas Emails



This one of a few funny christmas emails is called
What To Send Before Christmas.

Send this one before Christmas. Sure the receiver may be busy with last second shopping but who cares. Send it anyways.

Start of e-mail

Hey, how is the Christmas shopping coming along?

I'm having a hard time getting to stores. The roads and parking lots are packed.

I've always wanted to know. Why did they come up with boxing day? To get people furious that they paid double the price prior to Christmas?

Actually that makes total sense. I’ll save the Christmas shopping for boxing day.

Merry Delayed Christmas!

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