Funny Christmas Emails

What To Send Before Christmas

Send this before Christmas. We all know everyone will be shopping and stuck in traffic, but send it anyways. No matter when people read it, they'll laugh!

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Hey name, how is the Christmas shopping coming along?

I am having a hard time getting to stores. The roads and parking lots are packed. It reminds me of downtown Toronto at 4am.

I never understood why someone invented boxing day. The purpose is to get people upset they paid double the price days before Christmas. Actually that makes total sense. I’ll save the shopping for boxing day.

Merry Delayed Christmas!

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