Funny Chat

Here is page two of my funny chat.

I told a fashion expert about a beautiful watch I saw someone wear at the Toronto FC soccer game.

Dave:
OMG, not long ago I saw such a beautiful watch
It was a Guess one
No idea if it's a current or previous model
But I wanna look for it
Even if it costs $$$$$
I felt attracted to it
It'll look great with my night clothes
I'm talking fashion. You normally would have responded by now!!!

Girl:
omg
haha
I went to pee

Mentioning to a friend who's gaining weight that we should eat out.

Dave:
We gotta eat at an independent restaurant sometime soon. It's been a while!

Girl:
Pretty soon I'll need a wagon to get around town

Dave:
I'm okay with that..

Friend finally got her new computer hooked up.

Girl:
All hooked up now :)

Dave:
Cool

Girl:
I'm currently away and will reply as soon as I return to eBuddy on my iPod touch

Dave:
STOP PRETENDING TO BE BUSY!!!

Someone I haven't talked to in a while messaged me.

Girl:
We should do something soon!

Dave:
Cool
Like what?

Girl:
I dunno, a bar or something like that.

Dave:
You sure make things sound insanely exciting. (detect my sarcasm)

Girl:
Why thank you :)

Another friend walked her nieces.

Girl:
This lady gave me the dirtiest look when I walked them.

Dave:
You should have said "THEY'RE NOT MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.."

Announcing the death of my touch screen phone.

Dave:
My phone is done I think.
The heat got to it.

Girl:
Ohh

Dave:
I have important info on it too!

Girl:
Getting a new phone then?

Dave:
I just smashed it a few times and put it in the refrigerator.
Hopefully that helps