Funny Birthday Poems
Happy Birthday Brother

Funny birthday poems are fun to use. They're rare and different. I mentioned about sending these to women on the previous page. Well I sent this to my brother and he’s no woman!

• Hello birthday boy
  I bought you a new toy
  We’re going to celebrate
  By screaming for joy
  
  How does it feel to be old?
  You have nothing to worry about
  There is still some time
  Before you grow some mold
  
  You have options in life
  Please ignore the wife
  Do something you enjoy
  And don't use the knife
  
  You are 31
  You will be 32
  It’s pretty interesting
  Your face is going blue
  

  I think I’m funny
  Good thing it's sunny
  Easter is almost here
  And I want some money
  
  $50 please!