Funny birthday poems are fun to use. They're rare and different. I mentioned about sending these to women on the previous page. Well I sent this to my brother and he’s no woman!
Hello birthday boy I bought you a new toy We’re going to celebrate By screaming for joy
How does it feel to be old? You have nothing to worry about There is still some time Before you grow some mold
You have options in life Please ignore the wife Do something you enjoy And don't use the knife
You are 31 You will be 32 It’s pretty interesting Your face is going blue
I think I’m funny Good thing it's sunny Easter is almost here And I want some money