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Funny Birthday Poems
Happy Birthday Brother



Funny birthday poems are fun to use. They're rare and different. I mentioned about sending these to women on the previous page. Well I sent this to my brother and he’s no woman!

  • Hello birthday boy
    I bought you a new toy
    We’re going to celebrate
    By screaming for joy

    How does it feel to be old?
    You have nothing to worry about
    There is still some time
    Before you grow some mold

    You have options in life
    Please ignore the wife
    Do something you enjoy
    And don't use the knife

    You are 31
    You will be 32
    It’s pretty interesting
    Your face is going blue

    I think I’m funny
    Good thing it's sunny
    Easter is almost here
    And I want some money

    $50 please!



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