Funny Birthday Poem
- The Gift

• Hey it’s your birthday
  The time has come
  It’s an important moment
  Coming from the Bay
  
  I got you a gift
  You can’t figure it out
  Please do me a favor
  And work my midnight shift
  
  You only have to work till 2
  My uniform color is blue
  Someone will make a surprise visit
  And you'll never know who
  
  Before you open your gift
  Let me help you out
  The process won’t be possible
  Unless I give you a lift
  
  You wanted something small
  That can't go over walls
  I talked to your girlfriend
  And she wanted bigger balls