Funny Away Messages

Most funny away messages found on the internet are pretty dull. Mine are nothing better.

• Doing some stand up comedy. I knew you would laugh ;)

• Meeting Ronald McDonald. Hopefully I get a free happy meal

• Flying to (insert city you're currently in)

• I'm bored. Please entertain me. Thank you. Love (insert your name)

• Taking a huge dump

• Playing video games with my dog. He's showing support by barking at the television

• I'M NOT HERE!

• My girlfriend is wearing the pants today (I won't be available)

• I'm eating and you guessed right, food!

• Staring at pictures of Megan Fox. That's what happens when my woman looks masculine

• I'm not here, either is my cell phone

• Here's my funny away message. Did you laugh yet?

• I have a wife to do chores for, jealous?

• Partying with Barbie - "Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

• I'll be back in a few minutes. If I'm not back by then, I may be longer