Funny Articles

For My Amusement

My funny articles are hilarious! Does anymore need to be said? You know my English level isn't exactly amazing but that isn't going to stop me.

You see, now I'm being a bad boy. That's very attractive for all the sexy ladies out there! If you're a guy, take note that displaying determination is very sexy.

For example, if you're sitting on the toilet and if it doesn't want to come out, yell "I'M DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE POO COMES OUT OF MY BUTT!" Make sure you use the word "POO" so it gives what you're saying authenticity. Everyone who ends up listening will think you're very sexy.

It's that easy!

So now let's get to my articles.

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