Free Jokes
The True ABC's

Free jokes are funny and that's all I have to say!

A is for Aqua which is water in a different language.
B is for Balls. I have a couple of those.
C is for Constipation. Gotta hate when that happens.
D is for Dave. I feel pretty cool!
E is for Eknopootatis. Making up words is fun.
F is for Full cause you are full of sh*t!
G is for Golf. I once nailed a goose in the head. That’s great accuracy!
H is for Homo. I don’t drink that kind of milk!
I is for Igloo. Where I’ll live if I stick to this profession!
J is for Jack. I’m a Jack *ss!
K is for Kidney stones. Two down, one to go.
L is for Look. Look at me, I’m bending over!
M is for Moo. The language used by cows.. and some people.
N is for No. What women tell guys.
O is for Oreo. Those taste good!
P is for Polytetrafluoroethylene. This was found in the college dictionary.
Q is for Queen. The female version of king.
R is for Radical. A very cool word! Cowabunga dudes!!
S is for Sex. All guys reading this are nodding proudly!
T is for Tits. Yes, I like those!
U is for Unicorn. I have no idea where that came from.
V is for Vodka. Looks like water. Tastes like sh*t!
W is for Walmart. The lowest prices guaranteed!
X is for XXX. I know of a few good movies.
Y is for Yahoo!
Z is for Zoo. Where I found my lovely wife!