Free Funny Text Messages

Samples of free funny text messages which got me replies.

Inviting a woman out

• Hey, coming out tonight, or gonna hang with someone more exciting?

• Let's go to the comedy club. Someone funnier than me will be there.

You forgot to call someone

• No one ever gets my messages. I have the habit of leaving them before the beep.

• Sorry I didn't call. Dialing your number was too much work.

Want to borrow a car off the friend

• Can I borrow your car? I'm going on a road trip & don't want to use mine.

• Since the roads are dangerous, I'll use your car. I prefer to crash yours instead of mine!

State what you want to do

• Let's go to the mall so you can buy me something!

Mentioning some interesting facts

• Your zipper is down.

• Did you know a person without clothes is considered nude?

• There's a booger hanging out of your nose.

• My girlfriend has twins. Both are found on her chest.

• You just stepped on dog poo.

• I'm on a rush to beat rush hour.

• Someone told me sex is popular. Is he right?

Totally random

• This text message will self destruct.

• I’m sending you a text message cause I want a reply.

Someone says Happy New Years after new years.

• Happy delayed new years to you too!

• Happy new years to me, 3 days too late!

• A bit too slow. Too much alcohol I assume?