Embarrassing Dates

Embarrassing dates.. What do you have to say about it?

• When we were moving in for the kiss, she, well, completely missed my face! - Dave, Canada

• I had my fly down when we got to the restaurant. I noticed this when I sat down and immediately zipped it up. 10 minutes later I stood up and all the food went all over the floor. I tucked the tablecloth into my zipper. - Jim, Jamaica

• Had to take a picture & the girl sat on my dick and it was hard. - Tooter, United States

• Ok it was me and my girlfriend... We were sitting... She wanted to have sex... So we went to bed... And everything... Then I found my other 2 girlfriends having sex in my bed!!! - Emilio, Bahamas

• I fell into an open manhole while walking down the strip in Las Vegas with my girl. - Austin, United States

• Had sex in a club toilet and my foot got stuck down there. - Loz, United States

• My mom came into the same place we were having a date and laughed, then the girl rejected me. - Liam, Australia

• One time my boyfriend took me to Applebee's for my birthday and they told me to stand up so they could sing to me and I guess water spilt or something because I stood up and slipped then fell backwards and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard! So embarrassing!! - Jasmine, United States

• Hey mates, we walked outside a shopping mall and a car drove over a puddle of water which splashed all over me. And they say it only happens on TV? - I can't remember my name, Australia