Dirty Text Messages

I have used dirty text messages on people who are attracted to me. All the ones listed below have been tested with positive responses. Just remember everything you use on people is your own responsibility!

• You have 2 choices. We can visit Club Med or your bed.

• I like nice butts. When can I see yours?

• Having a small thing is in style. I’m out of style. Mine is quite large.

• Someone, possibly me, placed a sign on your back. I think it said “nice bum”

• I saw a pair of melons earlier. After I put my glasses on, I noticed they were yours. They're now my favorite fruit!

• Last night I grabbed something really soft. There were two and they felt like Jello. I then noticed it was my imagination.

• Life is measured in moments like intense sex that can take your breath away.

• My friend’s favorite activity is playing the sax. Mine is having the sex.

• There’s a game I enjoy playing and we should play it tonight. I call it foreplay.

• If we play in the mud together, it’ll give us the opportunity to shower together.