Dirty Text Messages - The Cool Ones!

I have used dirty text messages on people who are attracted to me. All the ones listed below have been tested with positive replies. They may or may not work for you. It all depends on the type of person you are sending it to. Just remember everything you use on people is your own responsibility!

• You have 2 choices. We can visit Club Med or check out your bed!

• I like nice butts. When will I be massaging yours?

• Having a small penis is in style. I’m out of style. Mine is big!

• Someone, possibly me, placed a sign on your back. I think it said “nice ass!”

• Earlier today I saw a pair of melons. After I put my glasses on, I noticed they were yours! Melons are now my favorite fruit!

• Last night I grabbed something really soft. There were two, they felt like Jello & both were round. And then I noticed it was my imagination.

• Life is measured in moments like intense sex that can take your breath away.

• My friend’s favorite activity is playing the sax. Mine is having the sex!

• There’s a game I enjoy playing and we should play it tonight. I call it foreplay!

• If we play in the mud together, it’ll give us the opportunity to shower together!