The Dirty MSN Names

Here are my dirty MSN names. I find it's easier to get more laughs when using this kind of material. Too bad money doesn't come as easy!

• Pigs go oink oink. That reminds me of my wife in bed!

• I don't got balls. I got grapefruits!

• A squirt gun can be found inside my pants!

• Sex is like winning the jackpot. It’s pleasurable!

• Feeling wet.. Just got out of bed.

• I eat burritos before sex!

• My stick is too small.. can I borrow yours?

• My left hand is messed.. Good thing it ain't my whacking hand!

• I use homemade condoms!

• You’re nuts! Nuts taste good! Mine especially!

• I'm exhausted.. but not from the activities in bed.

• Wonderbra.. The bra that makes guys wonder “Where's the boobs?”

• Feeling great.. Just whacked off!

• I'm stylin.. and profilin.. in bed!

Names Including Emoticons

• :o (===========O Mine’s pretty big & she’s enjoying it!

• ({)(bah) - I like sheep!

• (bah):P - Sheep tastes good!

• BREAKING NEWS - My pee got no color! :>