Dirty Jokes - Every Man's Dream!

• A little boy was outside with his parents. He saw a dog humping another and asked “What are they doing?” His mom replied “They’re.. Umm.. Cleaning up!” He replied “So that's what you do at the neighbors house when dad goes to work!”

• There are rumors that your dad slept with your mom. Is it true?

• A little girls family just finished eating a vanilla birthday cake. Later the girl went into her parents bedroom and noticed they had eaten cake minutes before. After the parents came out of the washroom & back into the bedroom, the girl said “You two are slobs. There’s lots of icing on the bed!”

• I am exhausted. I watched porn, got laid & went to bed. Has anyone seen my wife?

• Sam approached Lynn and asked "Have you had sex only once?" Lynn replied "Yeah, how do you know?" Sam said "I looked at your drivers license and it said you got an F in sex!"

• What do dicks and hot dogs have in common?
  Both are great for sucking!