David Hasselhoff Is A Legend

David Hasselhoff is a true legend. So please "Don't Hassel The Hoff!"

Many say he's the worst actor but does that even matter? Look at Paul Walker - another terrible actor who I had a man crush on.

It may be from his good looks or the super fast cars he drove. The kind of cars which make any lonely man who never kissed a girl go crazy. I pass as one.

Paul Walker's career has vanished. Well to me at least since I don't follow Hollywood. But if someone asks what his career highlight was, it'll probably be the media convincing the world that he's a good actor.

In Hollywood you don't need skill. As long as you're good looking you'll succeed, like Megan Fox.

I am a proud owner of two Hoff shirts. One showing an image of David Hasselhoff with Gary Coleman on KITT. The other with a color shot of his face and the quote "Don't Hassel The Hoff!"

Wearing those shirts in public got women wanting to take pictures with me. And I figured they thought I was good looking.

A man can only dream..

I'm also the proud owner of all four seasons of Knight Rider. Television back then was good. Now we're stuck with too many actors who can't act. Thank you reality television!

So anyways, let's look at what makes David Hasselhoff a true legend.

• He drove a talking car. I talk to mine but it never responds.

• He made out with many girls. Now you know who Antonio Banderas takes after.

• Knight Rider was a smash hit for 4 seasons competing head to head with Dallas - Thank you KITT.

• The Hoff worked with babes like Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth for years. Every straight mans dream.

• Being the first talentless singer who sold millions of albums. Many follow in his footsteps today, including Britney Spears.

I think he's had one amazing career. That's if you ignore the drinking problem, curly hair and Baywatch Nights.